Castle In A Bottle

Soul Karver created a neat little song about the castle in King’s Quest 5. It is written to the lyrics of the “Genie in a Bottle” song by Christina Aguilera.

“CASTLE IN A BOTTLE”
BY SOUL KARVER

I’ve been playing King’s Quest now
For a century, and to you I vow
To someday make a series like it.
You’re clicking your mouse
And collecting items all day.
You just can never put it away
Gamers, Gamers, Gamers
(gamers, gamers, gamers)

BRIDGE:
Ooooh (King Graham’s saying let’s go)
Ooooh (but there is yet more to know)

CHORUS:
If you wanna beat Kings Quest 5,
Gamers, there’s a price to pay.
There’s a castle in a bottle.
Gotta save it right a-way.
If you wanna kill Mordack.
Cedric can make your wish come true,
You gotta set your family free.
Can’t stop to take a pee.

There’s a castle in a bottle gamers.
Gotta save it right a-way, oh yeah.
There’s a castle in a bottle gamers.
Come, come, come and set your family free.

The time’s flying.
Cedric’s getting scared.
Just one more chance
And then your dead.
Waiting for someone
To kill Mordack.
Magic’s racing at the speed of light.
I can tell there’s gunna be a big fight.
Gamers, Gamers, Gamers
(gamers, gamers, gamers)

BRIDGE:
Ooooh (King Graham’s saying let’s go)
Ooooh (but there is yet more to know)

CHORUS:
If you wanna beat Kings Quest 5,
Gamers, there’s a price to pay.
There’s a castle in a bottle.
Gotta save it right a-way.
If you wanna kill Mordack.
Cedric can make your wish come true,
You gotta set your family free.
Can’t stop to take a pee.

There’s a castle in a bottle gamers.
Gotta save it right a-way, oh yeah.
There’s a castle in a bottle gamers.
Come, come, come and set your family free.

There’s a castle in a bottle gamers.
Gotta save it right a-way, oh yeah
(if you wanna beat the game)
There’s a castle in a bottle gamers.
Come, come, come and set your family free

BRIDGE:
Ooooh (King Graham’s saying let’s go)
Ooooh (but there is yet more to know)

CHORUS:
If you wanna beat Kings Quest 5.
Gamers there’s a price to pay.
There’s a castle in a bottle.
Gotta save it right a-way.
If you wanna kill Mordack.
Cedric can make your wish come true
You gotta set your family free (gamers)
Cant stop to take a pee.

There’s a castle in a bottle gamers
Come, come, come and set your family free.