Infamous Jellybean Survey

In November of 1999, I (Kimmie) got really sick with the flu, and in the midst of my ailment, I went kind of nuts and decided to go online and post this jellybean survey on the old Sierra UBB King’s Quest boards. If you ever saw that Animaniacs episode where 2 ladies harrass Wakko, Yakko, and Dot in a mall with a bean survey concerning George Wendt, then you know where this survey came from. 😀

The 1999 survey got a huge response from the community, so in September 2000, I reposted it on the Sierra WebX King’s Quest boards and got a huge response there, too. Since I was in no condition to chase anyone up and down the malls of Daventry, I asked everyone to please take the survey!!

Without further ado, here it is!

1. Would you like to take a survey?
2. Do you eat magical jellybeans?
3. Would you like to see a new King’s Quest game starring Royal Family of Daventry or Connor?
4. Would you like to see the Royal Family or Connor eating jellybeans in a new King’s Quest game?
5. Would you like to see the Royal Family or Connor in a jellybean-eating game?
6. Would you like to see a member of the Royal Family or Connor in a jellybean-eating competition against another King’s Quest character?
7. Would you like to see that inkovfreaking King’s Quest 1 gnome eat his own jellybeans? Pardon the bad spelling.
8. Do you eat jellybeans with the Royal Family or Connor? How many?
9. Do you eat jellybeans while playing a King’s Quest game? How many?
10. Do you eat jellybeans while visiting the Sierra Game Boards or Sierra Planet? How many?
11. Do you think jellybeans visit the Sierra Game Boards or Sierra Planet?
12. Do you think Sierra board moderators or Sierra Planet staff eat jellybeans while visiting these sites?
13. How many jellybean-eating games have you played with the Royal Family or Connor?
14. Would you want to see Connor eat magical jellybeans instead of mushrooms as a health enhancer?
15. If Alexander were to use jellybeans in a new magic spell, what kind of spell would it be and where would it be used?
16. If you were a magical jellybean what kind of jellybean would you be?
17. Where exactly are the malls in Daventry?!!
18. Any comments about the survey or jellybeans?